Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Ah, shocking expose!

A prominent Australian psychologist working in Malaysia sent me this in email:

Dear Ah Kau,

Re: Your queries about your friend Chowyunfatsbrother. Yes, he was once a patient of mine. I can confirm that he suffers from severe manic depression, which leads to personality disorder and extreme paranoia. Which clearly explains his behaviour of late, his claims of receiving threatening emails from you.

I have gone through his records again, and found some shocking pictures from his childhood and early adulthood.



This was Chowyunfatsbrother as a baby. As you can see, his paranoia had manifested so early in his life.



This is him as a young adult. You can see once again that the paranoia had worsened.



This pic has nothing to do with him. I just thought it was funny.


Please do be careful with this highly dangerous individual. Please do call me or the police, or even Interpol, should he continue to harrass and threaten you.

Good luck!

Regards,
Dr Philip "Zatoichi" MacGooddool III, Esq.

Monday, May 30, 2005

Wowowow

Someone sent me this in the mail :
To chowyunfatsbrother ,

I will enjoy killing one person a day until you pay
me $100000 so i can buy all Jerry Brukheimer movies
and some lube. If you agree say so within 48 hours
in http://fulat.blogspot.com/ , i will set up a meeting.

Love Ah Kau .

PS I hope you like my drawing

What the hell Ah Kau? leave me alone you sick bastard

Sad and crappy

This is really pathetic.

Chowyunfatsbrother and I are the only ones commenting on our blog.

What does it say when bloggers comment on their own blog?

Sad.

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Chowyunfatsbrother is crap

This is why this blog is so crap.

Chowyunfatsbrother, being the dope he is, didn't know what he was doing, and ended up accidentally inviting me to contribute to his blog. Yes, BY ACCIDENT.

How much crappier can it be?

So now he's stuck with me. Until he figures out how to delete me from the contributors list, that is.

While he's trying to get rid of me, I will do my crappiest to make this blog the crappiest in the universe.

Dammit!

Tiu lei, Chowyunfatsbrother!!!

What the...

I want you all to know i'm the boss of this blog not that anyone will ever read this, if i tell Ah Kau to put his head up a bulls anus he has to do it.

Saturday, May 28, 2005

My master

He teaches me everthing i know