Too much money
I dont know what to write, on this blog, its alot of fun ...i'm reading my bank statement and I got $1.50 for nothing. What will I buy with that money, maybe a small piece of chocolate from a machine, a train ticket or a condom.
If I were to go to America I couldnt even buy that, i'd have to raise another $1.50 or even less to buy that very product and purchase it at the price it is. Then when I eat it I will get energy and I will be able to do anything in the world, except maybe jumping to the top of niagra falls from the bottom to the top with only one jump, or falling from a 1000 story building and surviving, and many other things.
I feel like I should sleep now too as it's 4: 30, but when I go to bed and sleep straight away it feels like only minutes pass and I wake up hours later and thats really hard to handle when I go to bed at hours such as these. Do you believe I have a cold, it's true, lucky irish cream is in the cupboard for me to pour it upto 2 cm and I will surely feel better, but if I go and swim in the river on this -1 degree night I will surely die or become frostbitten by the coldness of the water, or as I like to call it "icy water".
There was a man on the tram the other day who I sat next to, when we passed the casino he yelled out "bloody casino, full pockets, fuck you all" and he continued to say stuff like that every 5 minutes, it was frightening at first yet got quite funny after a while, I think he had turrets syndrome. 3 things I want to avoid in my life - Syphillis, gangreen and turrets syndrome......and many others
If I were to go to America I couldnt even buy that, i'd have to raise another $1.50 or even less to buy that very product and purchase it at the price it is. Then when I eat it I will get energy and I will be able to do anything in the world, except maybe jumping to the top of niagra falls from the bottom to the top with only one jump, or falling from a 1000 story building and surviving, and many other things.
I feel like I should sleep now too as it's 4: 30, but when I go to bed and sleep straight away it feels like only minutes pass and I wake up hours later and thats really hard to handle when I go to bed at hours such as these. Do you believe I have a cold, it's true, lucky irish cream is in the cupboard for me to pour it upto 2 cm and I will surely feel better, but if I go and swim in the river on this -1 degree night I will surely die or become frostbitten by the coldness of the water, or as I like to call it "icy water".
There was a man on the tram the other day who I sat next to, when we passed the casino he yelled out "bloody casino, full pockets, fuck you all" and he continued to say stuff like that every 5 minutes, it was frightening at first yet got quite funny after a while, I think he had turrets syndrome. 3 things I want to avoid in my life - Syphillis, gangreen and turrets syndrome......and many others
posted by chowyunfatsbrother at 4:08 am
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