11 Things You Should Know About Ah Kau

• <--- He doesn't know how to do these dots.
• He loves Takeshi Kitano movies because he walks with his legs apart.
• He loves kimchee, eats it everyday, hides it in his hardboiled dvd case.
• He thinks he is indian, I don't have the heart to tell him hes very ugly and emits bad odors.
• He likes to put condoms on his head and draw pictures of bees.
• When he goes out to dinner he always gets the doggy bag (and he puts his cat in it to be ironic).
• He thinks 7 is an unlucky number, because on the 7/7/97 and 7am he had an erotic dream about Jerry Brukheimer.
• He invites strangers to his house to have some of his jook.
• He is fatter than Free Willy and thinks anime girls are real (he tries to call them and uses his indian voice because he's nervous).
• He plays cards with a full deck for himself and always loses. (dumb).
• I'm not kidding.