Free Willy

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I know so much about William the killer whale from the movie Free Willy that I feel it's my duty to tell you all the information I know :

• He is a mammal not a fish.
• He prefers small boys to his own species.
• He likes salt water.
• He doesn't mind chlorine pools.
• He's black and white mainly.
• He can see out of his eyes.
• Ah Kau is fatter than him.
• His favorite movie is Free Willy.
• He could have a child some day.
• If he bit your head off you'd die.
• He can jump out of water far and wide.
• He is free. (sort of)

If you have no idea what i'm talking about go hire Free Willy it's great, it's like a modern day Prison On Fire.