Australia Ghost Town

Tribute to William Creamer

2007-03-18T23:32:00.000+11:00

One way you could sum up the actor William Creamer is he was old. He lived up to his name in more ways than one, he also liked alcohol in moderation.

Movies he starred in...

1974 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Character he played - Bearded Man

1984 - Blood Simple

Character he played - Old cracker

Ah Kau's missing

2006-07-09T03:40:00.000+10:00

I put this up today...

Ah Kau is missing as you can see...

He was last seen here leaving a chicken pen in South Korea, he was known as the 'chicken fucker' in town, so ask around.

So if you see him let me know...

DON'T FUCK WITH CHUCK

2006-06-23T02:15:00.000+10:00

I'm writing a book

2006-06-17T06:34:00.000+10:00

I'm writing a book, it'll be about people who have been bitten on the testicles by bull ants. Please suggest titles, if I like your idea you'll get your name in it and a free copy signed by me.

A chip a day keeps the doctor away.

2006-04-30T02:18:00.000+10:00

Ah Kau is no stranger to the work force here he is hard at work Wednesday afternoon.

Pretty soon he'll get a packet of chips out of the pantry for lunch.

Hardwork leads to success

2006-04-30T01:59:00.000+10:00

This is Chowyunfatsbrother hard at work back home in China:

When he's not looking, this is his dog hard at work in the field:

Take good care of your dog! Dog is our future, eeyyyyyy!!!

Plate, eyyy

2006-03-26T18:24:00.000+11:00

Eyeball song

2006-01-28T15:57:00.000+11:00

Eye balls
Whatcha want, watcha want
Whatcha gonna do
When Sheriff Chow Yun Fat come for you
Tell me
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
Yeaheah

Eye balls, Eye balls
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you

Kenny g, Kenny g
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you

When you were fat
And you had a plastic bat
You go to the pool
And a golden stool
So why are you
Pissing in school
If you get fleas
You become chinese

They're remaking The Wild Bunch

2006-01-24T22:49:00.000+11:00

Whoa.... heavy man

Top 25

2006-01-19T01:51:00.000+11:00

Hey I havent posted in a while, mainly because no one reads blog. But I decided to post my top 25 movies for you because I like to share and i'm not a tight arse :

1. The good the bad and the ugly
2. Bullet in the head
3. A fistful of dynamite
4. Dirty harry
5. The wild bunch
6. Once upon a time in the west
7. The offence
8. For a few dollars more
9. A fistful of dollars
10. Evil dead 2
11. Four of the apocalypse
12. Rome armed to the teeth
13. Body double
14. Full contact
15. Dark passage
16. From beijing with love
17. The meaning of life
18. Darkman
19. The beguiled
20. The fighting fists of shanghai joe
21. The italian job (1969)
22. Dressed to kill
23. A better tomorrow
24. Django
25. Goldfinger

How about that, that's amazing.... or is it..... discuss....

WISE CHINESE FORTUNE TELLER

2005-11-24T00:41:00.000+11:00

Click a number to see your fortune in picture form as predicted by Chong (above)
(only first click counts)
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

FUCKER

2005-11-12T16:21:00.000+11:00

Fucker

CYFB alive ie: Blog not dead

2005-11-10T01:05:00.000+11:00

Hey i am back with a new computer because my other one fucked up and left me for dead, I just hope you all post as much as you did before this happened because it was somgething special. My blog was the best back in the day, now im here to make the blog appeal to a younger crowd ie: you.
I am here ah kau sorry mate

*plays sad music*

This Blog Is Dead ...

2005-10-09T16:04:00.000+10:00

... and I don't know where Chowyunfatsbrother is.

Too much money

2005-08-25T04:08:00.000+10:00

I dont know what to write, on this blog, its alot of fun ...i'm reading my bank statement and I got $1.50 for nothing. What will I buy with that money, maybe a small piece of chocolate from a machine, a train ticket or a condom.
If I were to go to America I couldnt even buy that, i'd have to raise another $1.50 or even less to buy that very product and purchase it at the price it is. Then when I eat it I will get energy and I will be able to do anything in the world, except maybe jumping to the top of niagra falls from the bottom to the top with only one jump, or falling from a 1000 story building and surviving, and many other things.
I feel like I should sleep now too as it's 4: 30, but when I go to bed and sleep straight away it feels like only minutes pass and I wake up hours later and thats really hard to handle when I go to bed at hours such as these. Do you believe I have a cold, it's true, lucky irish cream is in the cupboard for me to pour it upto 2 cm and I will surely feel better, but if I go and swim in the river on this -1 degree night I will surely die or become frostbitten by the coldness of the water, or as I like to call it "icy water".
There was a man on the tram the other day who I sat next to, when we passed the casino he yelled out "bloody casino, full pockets, fuck you all" and he continued to say stuff like that every 5 minutes, it was frightening at first yet got quite funny after a while, I think he had turrets syndrome. 3 things I want to avoid in my life - Syphillis, gangreen and turrets syndrome......and many others

DJANGO KILL .... IF YOU LIVE..... SHOOT!

2005-08-14T21:18:00.000+10:00

I'm about to buy this movie DJANGO KILL .... IF YOU LIVE..... SHOOT! off ebay, so don't bid on it or I kill you bastard and then if you are still alive i'll shoot...

2005-08-10T02:01:00.000+10:00

JILA MINT, MR CONK?

Hey, Opie!

2005-08-08T00:51:00.000+10:00

What's up? Are you bored? Well, I am. So let's talk about my childhood. My uncle used to take me fishing. He was a secret agent. And then there was this thin guy who was a meter-reader. Then there was Aunt Bleargh, who baked pies and made wholesome dinners for us. What an idyllic childhood it was.

Just like the town we lived in.

Then one day, a horrible thing happened. Gujira stomped our town to bits and killed everyone.

Yeah, bay-bee, yeah!

Magic

2005-08-05T05:05:00.000+10:00

Hey kids!

Here you see an ordinary man

boom!

Abracadabra

Oh no

Oh no he's a frog

NO CAMERA TRICKS WERE USED

For dirty minds only

2005-07-31T18:18:00.000+10:00

This is Alison Eastwood, Clint's daughter. She is quite hot, says Chowyunfatsbrother, who happens to be a pervert.

Alison recently appeared in Playboy. Chowyunfatsbrother salivated profusely. The floor was wet. He decided to break up with his long-time boyfriend Jerry Bruckheimer.

For all you perverts like Chowyunfatsbrother, guess which part of Alison this is:

Scroll down for the answer.

It's her armpit, you PERVERTS!!!

Ah Kau Dark and Dirty

2005-07-24T18:34:00.000+10:00

I payed a friend of mine to fly to Ah Kau's home town and follow him around for a few days. What she discovered after that is quite disturbing...

Last Monday at 1pm : My friend started following him some how Ah Kau never saw her, he walked for ages until he reached a building. Ah Kau entered .. a few hours later he came out with a trolley, I don't know what this VD stands for but i'm sure it sells quality goods.

On Wednesday night of that same week my friend was tailing him with her car, again the drive was extremely long until the car stopped next to what looked a giant mansion with electric fences all around the side. Ah Kau got out of his car and the doors opened for him, my friend put on a mask like everyone else and ran to make the gate as she entered everyone was naked and they were all smoking drugs.
Loud post apocolyptic music started playing and Ah Kau started walking down the stairs , everyone was bowing down to him. He yelled "hi Hitler!" then sat at his desk, then cut off a chickens head and squirted it on everyone, something was off with Ah Kau that day.

Real photo i'm not joking
Ah Kau is dangerous

All in all my friend had a good week she cropped Ah Kau's picture on her computer onto this photo, I think she did a good job I just had to show you..

Ha ha fake photo obviously

How sweet! Mmmmmmm ...!

2005-07-24T05:07:00.000+10:00

This is Chowyunfatsbrother's boyfriend. He is the guy responsible for giving you headaches in the cinema with such gentle and alluring fare as Bad Boys, Pearl Harbor, Armageddon and Chowyunfatsbrother's all-time cinematic favourite, Pretty Pirates Of The Caribbean.

Coming Soon

2005-07-22T04:35:00.000+10:00

(Text will be added soon to acompany this picture,
I just have to think of something)

Chowyunfatsbrother has got baaaaad taste

2005-07-16T23:31:00.000+10:00

He's got bad taste not because he sucked some goat balls last night, and it left some sticky residue in his mouth, but because he actually loves War Of The Worlds!

I bet he wishes that Jerry Bruckheimer had produced WOTW and included pirates in the story. Gay pirates, that is.

Sex

2005-07-11T00:49:00.000+10:00

Click here if you like sex .